…it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.– Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via largely-quotes)
I was just offered the roles of multiple mechanicals in Midsummer Night’s Dream and asked to read for Benvolio and Paris in Romeo and Juliet and the role of one of the twins in the Comedy of Errors next year and this means a three year contract with Victoria Shakespeare by the Sea and I am so excited oh my oh my oh my
Know what's fun?
Looking through old texts and finding out that you drunk-texted your parent’s landline then tried to explain (still while drunk) why you texted your landline at two in the morning by continuing to drunk text the landline.
My computer skills?
I’m moderately proficient with Microsoft word.
Eight seasons of Bewitched on Netflix?
thebluthcompany: We all want to be Lucille Bluth when we grow up.
How to Pull an All-Nighter Effectively and Still...
mothia: nexukisses: theyuniversity: Source: The Old Gold and Black might come in handy in a couple of weeks… this has been sitting in my likes for about a year, and hopefully i won’t need it, but i’m sharing it in case any of my followers do!
oakbaby: im getting extremely emotional about this
Computers hate me
I just got around 15 skype messages from in March Why, internet. Maybe it’s time for that update it’s been telling me to do since September.
I went on a third date with this really nice guy and it went well and he made me dinner and I’m seeing him again on Tuesday and eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeEeeeeee
Because if she let go of her grief even for a minute it would only hit her...– Alice Munro, Away from Her (via larmoyante)
It's always a good idea
To leave essays until 2:00 the morning before they’re due.
so very fairly drunk right now. What a situation.
This seven dollar bottle of wine
tasted much better when I was already drunk.
me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
really should go to a lower level after a stressful event and yet I am more and more stressed about that callback the more time there has been and the more I can see exactly what I did wrong and what I should have done and ugh.
Callback was meh. But I have chocolate.
Off to a four hour callback!
gorrestfump: if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either